two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 11, 2020

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Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 04, 2022

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This person is a simp for anything with noodles, especially mac n' cheese

Aw man my friend is such a Noodle boi, he practically lives off mac n' cheese

by Lorrie ·3· September 08, 2020

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A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)

“He said his final Boston noodles”

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”

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When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out

Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!

by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022

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A fat piece of shit and convicted pedophile named David Buldo from New Jersey who likes to exploit intellectually disabled people and use them for content

That autistic guy just got Noodles 1980'd.

Did you know Noodles 1980 molested a disabled 12 year old girl in 2003?

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The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

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