Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
by NickCosmoSonde August 09, 2008
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nova monkey

A person who is acting like a monkey featured on the television show Nova. Someone who is trying to figure out how something works, by swinging it arround like an idiot and banging it on the ground.
Look at Billy over there on that Radmonitor using a screwdriver like a god damned nova monkey.
by IandCtechsATmillstone May 05, 2010
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Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.
1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".
by Young Sween January 26, 2009
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monkey boy

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
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Bung Monkey

An individual engaged in anal intercourse, whose facial expressions resemble that of a chimpanzee. Often seen in porn flicks by bad actors and egotistical steroidal junkies who think they are god's gift to sex.
Check out that freakin' bung monkey banging that back door. Someone should shove a banana in those lips!
by Rocksongs September 14, 2007
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Dirt Monkey

A man of arabic descent. Usually has a bad body odor and dirty feet. Also known as a "Mud Nigger".
These got damn dirt monkeys stink!

Mr. McCray is a got damn dirt monkey!
by TrueVeteran614 February 05, 2011
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Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 July 25, 2012
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