Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.
by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"
by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

by minecraft lover 123 August 22, 2023

How was your date with Steve last night?
He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!
He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!
by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

The vanilla, less cancerous version that came before Roblox. Physics do not exist in this dimension. Often used to create fanmade music videos and parodies, such as Let It Go (replaced by Let It Blow), Viva la Vida, and many forms of 18+ content. Despite these, it can actually be used to create beautiful structures and creations.
Minecraft:"why"
by pinkglasses May 16, 2018

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
