Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

The Minecraft Movie

THE Minecraft Movie is an animated action video game movie that features Steve E. Clarix (also known as Steve) was born in Orlando, Florida in 1990. From his perspective, he was above average at his scores when he was Grade 2 and 3, making him the top 4th student in his class. He moved on to San Francisco, California with his family and Alex (little sister) a decade later. They thought they're going to have fun but all happy moments come to an end. On September 9th, 2001, their 3-story hotel was being burned by an army of gangsters who want to rob the place. Brian Steven E. Clarix (Steve's father) tried to let his family escape, but Alex was stuck in the hotel, so the father needs to get pass the gang. He quickly rushed into the burning building as Steve is crying with his mother. After that, they left the scene, believing that Brian died in the burning hotel. Right away, the hotel massively blew up. The explosion was SO enormous that it sent firetrucks and police cars 600ft into the air causing traffic jams.

Ex: Guys the Minecraft Movie is out in theatres in April 4th, 2025 what the helicopteeeer!!!!!

by SpredEXPbo1 December 7, 2024

Minecraft

A GAME WERE YOU BECOME A GOD!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()

I am a god from Minecraft

by #REDSTONE GOD October 30, 2019

Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away

He’s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him

by Who’sCandice? December 14, 2021

minecraft

the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!

minecraft is good

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Minecraft

Where legends were made.
Fornite is gay.

Hey. Y'know this technoblade guy is a minecraft

by Niggas be like bruh October 11, 2019

Minecraft

There’s no questions about it, Minecraft IS the best game.

Random Lad:Hey, did you know Ian hasn’t played Minecraft

Random Lad 2:BANISH HIM!

by Peter-File101 January 6, 2020