Luke

An idiot

Luke is an idiot

by Idiot5005 May 7, 2019

Luke

A fat bastard who loves a 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a Big Mac

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A fat white guy that can not play NBA2k19 and is really bad at Fortnite. Stay away from this dude

Luke is fat

by Luke Sharp May 15, 2019

Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!

Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}

by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019

luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.

Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.

by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019

Luke

Easy to love. Always there for you, and makes you feel special.

Me: I love you!!!!!
Luke: of course you do

by I DONT CARE👍👍 May 26, 2019

luke

A shitty joke told to all Lukes

-dumb fuck
Hey luke i am your father
-Luke

fuck off and fuck you

by Sugmart__ May 27, 2019