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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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gramophone kitty

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025
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Kitty Fu

1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.

2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.

3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.

4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.

5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"

"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."

"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
by Retched Fox June 29, 2019
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cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
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Kitty litty

Kitty litty - adjective; typically used to describe an euphoric feeling referred to in the urban dictionary as “lit” but with enough emphasis to obtain sex from the female persuasion.
yo dawg this strip club is straight kitty litty my dude
by Jcher77 April 9, 2020
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The Kitty Purry

The most sexy and beautiful girl you will ever meet, in your entire life. But she has a Husband, so good luck with that.
Yo that girl was the sexiest girl alive bro.

Oh, you must have saw The kitty Purry.
by whatever09 December 29, 2013
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kitty

what daddy calls his slut
by fr3aky.baddie January 30, 2021
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