kai

a nice person who’s always somehow catching me in 4k 😢 not down bad tbh . always giving us jumpscares when she send sum and loves white men 🥲 but SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY UGH but that’s my mommy 🙇🏿 ♀️

“HI KAI”
“mommy”

by notdesire July 26, 2021

Kai Tam

Kai Tam is my name

Hey Kai Tam, did you steal my marker?

by anonymous February 18, 2022

kai tidblom

a snapchat user that is always in random group chats and spams for no reason. he’s like a pokémon. sometimes he calls groupchats for no reason at all. you can never get rid of kai

“omg kai tidblom wont stop spamming the gc”
kurtis: “ugh ikr”

by SAMCHRIS06 February 20, 2022

Kai

sexy bastard that aj loves rubbing his dick in his face yum yummmmm

Person 1: Hey have you seen Kai
Person 2: Ya, but aj is busy rubbing his dick on his face

Person 1: Lucky, yummmmm

by Reeeweee February 20, 2022

Kays

An Australian slang, short for kilometers.

person 1: 'Hey, how many kays do you reckon are from Sydney to Melbourne?'
person 2:'I'd say there are about... 600, 700 kays? off the top of my head?

by An_Idiot24 February 22, 2022

Kai moment

Posting softcore cp, being hypersexual to deal with past trauma and raping one of your friends.

A: Bro, my friend is so toxic, he's 12 and posts THIS on tiktok.
B: Kai moment!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 February 23, 2022

Kai

Kai is the biggest fattest human on the planet. Kai stinks so bad that it's like you're at a garbage dumb when you're near him. He smells like he pissed his pants and the piss was made of rotten fish and old grandma balls. Your nostrils begin to close within 20 paces of his stench. Kai smells like an old homeless man who puked on himself ate the puke then shit it out and smeared it all over his body.

Dude I was at a party last night but kai was there and everyone stayed 15 feet from him the entire time cause he smelled so bad.

by Megan_thecutest March 1, 2022