ass taxi

When someone's behind is so large that it would require a seperate conveyance to carry it around.
An electric cart available at Wal Mart or other large retail outlets for obese pigs to carry their wide load butts around the store.

"Junior! Run into the store and go get your mama an ass taxi,
while I find a handicap spot."

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012

ass fax

Photocopying a picture of your bare, naked butt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. A good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.

"Yo, I sent an ass fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his crappy spax."

by Sheila Snyder October 24, 2007

ass nuke

an erregularly large shit, (15-30cms long) (15-30cms wide)

"holy shit! who dropped an ass nuke?

by wheyhey October 2, 2007

wolfpack that ass

to aggresively attack someones ass with your cock until you make that it bleed, often followed by many rounds of the same by your amigos.

damn the whole bricksquad is gonna wolfpack that ass, she wont be sitting down for a while

by oj bricksquad October 19, 2010

Bitch-Assness

A "very contagious" disease, in which people be acting "salty"

"You do have a lil' bitch-ass-ness' in you, though and bitch-ass-ness will NOT be tolerated. Bitch-assness is a DISEASE that has run rampant in our community! There will be NO Bitch-ass-ness at Bad Boy!!" -Diddy

"I don't know what bitch-assness is, but i be gettin bitch-assness!"

by RRowley February 8, 2008

Her ass

A place where u can rest your head when u are tired kinda like a pillow if your girl allows it sometimes u may slap it and kiss it but most importantly u must take care of it

Her ass looks so good i need to rest my head on it

by Mike the quiet one February 17, 2022

corny ass

One who asks or speaks in a way that is especially and embarassifly corny. One who tries to act cool, but is actually very uncool indeed.

"You know that Sheila Brienne and Sarah Nicole? I heard they installed a tire swing."
"Oh I'm not even surprised. What a couple of corny asses"

by NotSarahNicole December 13, 2016