irish catapult

An Irish Catapult is a sex game which requires a rock hard, throbbing erection, a coin, and a descent woman. The man puts the coin on his erection, and with all of his cock power, he throws it into the air and flips it. If the coin lands heads up, the woman gives the man head, and if it lands face down, looks like the man is takin the dirt road home. (Anus). Do the Irish helicopter in the elevator, and out house, your son's birthday party your hot co-worker, your 12....I mean 18 year old neighbor, and why not your own step mother. Play with caution, because this game can get addicting faster than you can say "pregnant nun"!

I got head from a bad bitch named cinnamon last night while playing that sexy game, Irish Catapult.

by brasspair May 6, 2014

irish wine

whiskey

They're taking an irish wine vacation. They each drink a bottle and see how far they can crawl

by keggerator June 6, 2010

Irish Reach-Around

When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.

Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!

Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!

by Jawz CrankShoot July 25, 2012

Irish Skin Flute

After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.

Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.

by "The Dude"08 February 23, 2009

National Bullying Irish People Day

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.

Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”

by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022

Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

west coast irish tough guy

irish man between the ages of 20 and 32 who calls people by last name only. boasts of being a bastard when he acutally can't help but being a decent human being. lives to drink alcohol and has many cohorts, both irish and non-irish

cormac breslin of san francisco, look him up at buckfastmusic.com

by jennifer schilling February 9, 2004