going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.

Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."

by COD KILLA June 24, 2014

Go Darwin

For a situation to deteriorate to the point survival of the fittest kicks in. Similar to the phrase “shit hits the fan”.

With both groups on the verge of killing each other, the slightest misstep could cause the entire situation to go darwin.

by JellyF February 2, 2021

Go Mongolian

When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.

Broh do u see dat mongoloid? He's gon go mongolian if someone touches him again.

by Unpopular Opinions October 2, 2017

going ISIS

Like "going ballistic", characterized by intolerance and violent disagreement.

I'm afraid of my supervisor going ISIS on me for going on Facebook during work.

by Mr. Mac808 November 13, 2014

going to India

typically used by those from the south (like Tennessee) as a polite way to break up with someone. Often times it is misunderstood by the recipient who interprets the phrase as literal.

"hey Jacob, Caldwell told me he was going to India last week,"

"oh, Nathan I'm so sorry, he broke up with you."

by whorefo September 25, 2022

going friending

the process of sending out multiple friend requests in a short time period, typically using one friends list as a treasure trove. This is usually done at night on facebook, using the network page or a popular friend as a jumping off point for multiple requests to many people that you might/might not know.

"How did you get that hot girl on ur friends list?" -Jim
"I go friending all the time using the school network" -bob
"Awesome, maybe I should sit at home and annoy people i barely know too!"-Jim

"I met all these girls by going friending in my spare time"

by Tony. 305. January 2, 2009

Going to Tijuana

Taking a shit of some description, the size and nature of the load depending on the context and delivery of the phrase.

I don't care that we're in the Vatican... I'm Going to Tijuana!

by Anil Brett August 1, 2011