Luke Evans

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt

"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"

by Panam Logistics November 14, 2021

Evan

To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult

Woah, Look at that Evan.

You are such an Evan.

by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

Evan

Evan is a very nice, kind, funny, and chill. He wears glasses and he can get a girl easily.

Evan is chill.

by Derick :D February 22, 2021

Mr Evans

A very handsome teacher.

Me and layla love him

Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Kian Evans

Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature

They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.

I saw the mythical Kian Evans yesterday goofy agh guy

by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023

Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020