Evan sheeran

A absolute unit and known dangerous roadman

Bro that drilla is such an Evan sheeran

by A literal wagon June 24, 2021

Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Evan at night

A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.

I would despise to be Evan at night

by Fatbrat8 September 11, 2021

evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

by Secret Agent Randy Beans May 28, 2018

Evan

He love his friends even when they tease him, but will do anything for his girlfriend

I wish I was Evan

by <3 my friends March 13, 2020

Evan

A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"

by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020