One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021
Get the Dirt Roostermug. To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.
by Outoftreemonkey April 14, 2021
Get the Dirt surfmug. an alternative to "trash talk", when trash doesn't quite do it justice. Can be used interchangeably, or as a stronger version, or as a more playful version
by philcagitz July 25, 2024
Get the Dirt talkmug. by RapAttack June 6, 2018
Get the Shovel the dirtmug. Tom: Yo, Ben I heard that Jenny is hauling a load of hollow dirt
Ben: Yeah man, it's true, I want a picture of that hollow dirt
Ben: Yeah man, it's true, I want a picture of that hollow dirt
by themusicmajor October 16, 2018
Get the hollow dirtmug. by Stacerson September 27, 2025
Get the Dirt strapmug. A man that goes from town to town looking for dirt under people’s pillows. If he fails to find said dirt, he will take you down to his lair.
by Pegagenisus May 28, 2024
Get the Dirt manmug.