A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

Dan lianker is a ready kid who is sure about his sexuality, he gets terroed on the daily. Him and his brother have a “closeted” relationship with one and other. Dans awful at every game at be plays. And has got no mates.
by expir March 5, 2022

The main character of the popular anime series Kotura Kansumara, who is above all thing a bad ass. He typically wears around his main weapon of choice, a big beef brisket sandwich, and smacks those bitches around
by therealrickross December 9, 2012

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Dylan is the person to do something really stupid but make it funny. He is the best boyfriend. I don’t know what I’d do without him because he’s my world. He is sweet kind funny and reallyyyyyy fit and cute. Dylan also has no arms or legs
Hey is that Dan
by Daniella Roulstone October 25, 2019

Dan Carlo is an awesome and the coolest person/word you'll ever meet/use because it that word doesn't fit in any uncool word.
He is cool, awesome, the best, handsome and cute.
He is cool, awesome, the best, handsome and cute.
by Dan Carlo June 9, 2020

Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.
"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017
