Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

just duck it

a theory that when all other accesories fail, and there is nothing you can do about it, accesorise with duct tape!

originated from the saying "Just F*ck It"

the term "Just Duck It" is currently used by an awesome duct tape company... <3

My hair's a mess today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I don't know what to wear today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I haven't decided what to give my mother for Mother's day... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!

by Yellow Angry Bird May 20, 2011

Duck Magic

Magic unlike any other. Duck magic is something like a miracle appearing before you very eyes. Duck Magic originated when a duck appeared from thin air in the brush.

I got this term paper done in 10 minutes. It was like Duck Magic.

by Cacinogen33 April 1, 2009

Duck Dumplin

A form of dry-sex that is done in the doggy style position. Usually done in the nude, no penetration is done while performing the Duck Dumplin.

I just got done doing the Duck Dumplin.

by The Panamanian Crookster04 February 5, 2010

duck munch

a person who sucks ducks dick

marcus why are u a duck munch

by pc dude,luke dog, and marco January 29, 2010

Trash Duck

strange wild duck that lives in urban environment and feeds off of bread and garbage, known to hang out in parks and have ugly red face with white and black feathers. Also known as a Muscovy Duck.

mommy why does that duck look like a sick chicken?
it's a trash duck, honey.

by vinbasshred April 3, 2011

Duck Butter

The sweat that forms beneath a man's testicles and between the cheeks of his butt.

Dave: So man, how'd your date with Cindy go last night?
Steve: Oh bro... it was great! I gave her some of my Duck Butter.
Dave: ...You're one sick fuck, Steve...

by Diatome May 11, 2009