On the Covid

On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.

On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot

then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.

You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!

Bro I'm good for it! on the COVID kiss the ring

by Jefe141 April 9, 2020

Covid-🇻🇪

When the Facebook page of Venezuelan President-turned-Dictator Nicolás Maduro was frozen after he repeatedly promoted misinformation about the coronavirus, such as claiming with zero evidence that a herbal remedy could cure Covid-19.

Like US ex-President Donald Trump and Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro who both promoted fake remedies, Venezuelan’s Prescriptor-in-Chief is advising his people how to fight Covid-🇻🇪 inexpensively with herbs rather than depending on dear risky vaccines produced by unfriendly Western nations.

by Covido May 6, 2021

covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.

“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”

by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022

COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.

“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!

by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023

Covidable

Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.

The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.

by wordenterer September 1, 2020

Covid-Boomer

And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.

- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?

by Lapichon Pignouf March 16, 2020