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Meal Computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer
by 459395 February 25, 2022
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ELITE COMPLETE IDIOT

Those who don't have any understanding "THE FAMINE is "ALWAYS ALL AROUND YOU".

When you meet all these STANFORD STUDENTS something magic happens.

PERVERTED ENLIGHTENMENT

TIO...UNCLE
BOLANG ...WAVES OFF
We need this definition as the ELITE COMPLETE IDIOT of STANFORD playing thd PERFECTIONISM game with KATIE MEYERS is totally FUCKED as "what happens as "READ MY MIND" that be sound off at " TOWN AND COUNTRY mall n PALO ALTO just before KATIE'S DEATH.
" as the killers are REVOLTING at the SHEER PARSIMONY which not only from a MONETARY STANDPOINT but also the inability for a UNIVERSITY to stop "BEING FULL OF ITSELF and UNAPPROACHABLE KNOW-IT-ALLS with rare instances of ASIAN HONOR MODESTY.

It makes you feel GREAT about the under achieving school you went to while being around MONKEY CAGES and FAGGOTS as any ASS that is ANY true GIVING ASSHOLE who is generous enough to LEAVE THEIR PHYSICAL SHIT IN THE TOILET as that is so ELITE COMPLETE IDIOT as wait think twice , " it is a PLACE that encourages open dialog even with outsiders but they train THE NO DON'T GIVE AWAY any university proprieterism because then he would not be that FAMINISTIC PEDOPHILE we want ANAL ALAN to be so the CASTRATION would be called off and "NOW SUCK" the REDWOOD TREES at the BARN.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 8, 2022
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subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.
subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.
by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022
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Michigan computer

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem
by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022
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A complete fucking dumbass

That one guy that is just unfathomably stupid. You are often surprised and baffled at the thought that someone so incredibly stupid has even figured out how to breathe.

Leaves you speechless
Dumbass: We need to stop taking advantage of gravity. We’re running out of it and soon there will be none left for us
Everyone with one brain cell: You’re a complete fucking dumbass
by WazzuppG September 26, 2022
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Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)
Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.
by techexpert December 10, 2022
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