Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels

mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels

by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011

Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

Chops

1. Used to describe the level of skill somebody has with a specific talent.

2. A short way to refer to "muttonchops", which are a style of beard.

1. The guitarist is good, but damn... that drummer has got some serious chops!; Man, that guy should give up. His acting chops are pretty weak.; I can hire you for this hit, but you gotta prove to me that you've got the chops.

2. Say what you will about the Amish, but they tend to grow out some pretty wicked chops!

by VigorousJammer June 5, 2014

Chop Shop

Basically a place where u mod ur cars.

i took my ride to the chop shop to get that kit

by i did not make it boom May 8, 2024

Sour Chops

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.

James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"

by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018

she got chops

one who is blessed gracefully from the heavens above in the butt region or hips.

damn little shawty over there she got chops cooking.

when she walk them chops clap, SHE GOT CHOPS!

by A.Fizzle December 22, 2013

chop

To lower the suspension of a motor vehicle in order to make it look cooler; to produce a low-rider.

Poor Wally begged his dad to allow him to chop the family Oldsmobile without success.

by StarryGordon June 13, 2016