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Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017
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Skillet breakfast

You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.
I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.
by sparkle horse May 2, 2018
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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
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breakfast is served

A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.

Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or

humorous anaphoric reference.
"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."
by 5a4dow March 6, 2023
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Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off
Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
by Tarvish June 12, 2020
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national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast
ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day
by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022
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Breakfast

Teacher: “did you eat a big breakfast today?”
Me: “No, because I had to come to this hell hole.”
by OrangesArentPeople March 8, 2021
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