PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST š¤¢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT š
by seggsynexono February 24, 2024
Get the Brazillian Breakfastmug. by Billlio January 21, 2017
Get the breakfast of championsmug. When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and theyāre waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? Itās all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
Get the Breakfast Sausagemug. When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.
by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018
Get the ranchero breakfastmug. Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' RichĀ® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brandā¢!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
Get the Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfastmug. Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, itās used when someone couldāve just said, āI messed up,ā but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, itās used when someone couldāve just said, āI messed up,ā but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
āSpare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.ā
2.
āThat whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.ā
3.
āShe couldnāt just say she was lateāshe gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.ā
āSpare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.ā
2.
āThat whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.ā
3.
āShe couldnāt just say she was lateāshe gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.ā
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
Get the Breakfast Machinemug. This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012
Get the Breakfast Rulemug.