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Movie Bastard

A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”

Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”

Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”

Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
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Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023
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dirty little bastard

A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
by BobbotheThrasher December 31, 2022
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Dangerous Bastard

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
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Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong
I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards
by Berek2501 August 2, 2023
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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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Bastard Complex

A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.
It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.
by WIKIKING August 31, 2023
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