August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

August 8th

August 8th is called "Vore day" it's a pun based on the date being pronounced 8/8 or "ate ate"
It is primarily seen in the furry fandom, however vore is not exclusive to them.

It's August 8th! show me your maw!

by Danger N00dle September 27, 2023

August 6

On this day your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions. No excuses.

Bf: “hey it’s august 6”
Gf: “come over here and get ur kiss 🙄”

by Thisguy41230827 August 5, 2025

august winstead

someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright

august winstead is amazing!

by Carter Wood July 6, 2011

August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

August 8th

Slap your sister day

Oh it's August 8th I will slap my sister and won't get any trouble

by Prins Bisschopsingel August 8, 2021

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021