August 11

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 11, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.

I fucking failed toilet eruption august!

by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023

August 12

Today is NATIONAL FRIENDS APPRECIATION DAY‼️‼️🎉 which means post your friendssss and why you appreciate them

Girl1:why you posting me today

Girl2:because it august 12

by Youllwe August 12, 2023

August 13

National mgk day

You - what’s happening august 13th
Me - it’s national mgk day

by Chloeholloway August 12, 2023

August 12th

National tell you friends to stop sending Minecraft parkour videos, because they’re cringe

Friend 1: sends a cringe Minecraft parkour video and pretends to take it seriously

Friend 2:stop it get some help find some better jokes to make, remember it’s august 12th

by Not cringe August 12, 2023

August 14

National couple day a day where you go oht with your significant other

Hey babe lets go somewhere its August 14

by Hsjwhd August 14, 2023

august 15th 1997

d day or when murdoc niccals crashed his car on stuart pot which snowballed into the band gorillaz

august 15th 1997 was the first time stuart pot got ran over!

by organz in jarz August 15, 2023