April 20

National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single

Me: hey you know what today is..?

Them : uh April 20th.. why?

Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!

Them: okay let’s do it!

by Azakana April 11, 2023

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April 18th

National lemons day. It’s a day where you celebrate your boobs for being great

Can you believe it’s April 18th is so close it’s time to respect the lemons

by Kkkkkiioisss April 18, 2022

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the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.

wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.

by Me1on January 4, 2023

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April 11th

National sex with girl thats name starts with a J or a B.

Friend: Dude, isn't your girlfriends name Jamie? You know its April 11th you have to hit that today its like the rule.

by LLbigboy April 11, 2021

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April 24

This day is “National” R*pe day
If you are a r*pist please pull into a car dealership and get a car and smash it into a wall and burn it, after that go jump off a mountain <3

Person 1 : Oh no It’s April 24
Person 2 : We shouldn’t go on a walk today than..

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023

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