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April 24th

April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.
by ChatGPTPlus April 16, 2023
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April 24

This day is “National” R*pe day
If you are a r*pist please pull into a car dealership and get a car and smash it into a wall and burn it, after that go jump off a mountain <3
Person 1 : Oh no It’s April 24
Person 2 : We shouldn’t go on a walk today than..
by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023
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April 26

April 26 is 100% national hug ur bf day
by Peanut man 1836 April 25, 2023
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April 26

AN KHUE APPRECIATION DAY IF YOU KNOW A AN KHUE ITS HER DAY TODAY USE THIS DAY TO CELEBRATE AN KHUE
“April 26 is a very important day” “how so?” “ITS AN KHUE APPRECIATION DAY DUH”
by Kayden_the_loser April 26, 2023
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april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
by Me1on January 4, 2023
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April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on
i heard he born on april 2nd
“oooh he got me tight
by ____thakid July 9, 2023
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April 30th

a boss ass taurus's birthday, and mine. go get drunk hoe
"wow! i heard it's their birthday today!"

"we need to celebrate their birthday on april 30th"
"did you hear their birthday is on april 30th?"
by tireddpperson November 29, 2021
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