Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick
by Lendale April 04, 2008
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League City, Texas

A city of greater Houston. Home of the Clear Creek Wildcats, Clear Springs Chargers, and Clear Falls Knights. League City is home to around a million people. It is a great location because it's only about 45 minutes from downtown Houston in one direction and Galveston in the other. If you live here, you rep the LC. Kids here don't really like it because it's not a major city, but it actually has a lot of great things to offer. A lot of people want to leave the heat and "boredom," but once they leave, they've realized what they had was great. There is no "hood" of League City, so all you gangsters need to pull up your pants and turn your caps around.
Oh, you're reppin' that LC? You must be from League City, Texas.
by iknowright? March 08, 2011
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Riding West of Texas

Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.

This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.
Girl 1: "What are you doing tonight"
Girl 2: "I'm riding west of Texas. Wanna come?"
by Susie Aberksen January 24, 2008
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Texas Honey Bear

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?
by Huragok July 15, 2017
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Texas Death Match

A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10 is inniciated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participent loses the match.
At WCW Halloween Havoc 1993, Vader defeated Mick Foley in a Texas Death Match.
by The Kris April 12, 2007
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Lone oak texas

Small town noone knows, where in a blink of an eye you missed it.....don't worry you didn't miss anything good. Also all secrets and rumors are shared here.
by Mordecai Wayne December 30, 2016
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Texas Pickle Trap

When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session
That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.
by gatedear May 13, 2014
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