AMS Chronicles

The source of literature containing all the origins and stories leading to the downfall of AMS and it’s Communist tendencies

“Remember when Spiderlady battled Squidsquab in the AMS Chronicles”

by SamuelMyers November 3, 2019

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Am not!

Something a complete cutie would say when being called cute. Most often, makes the accused even cuter.

Person A: "Hey cutie!"
Cute Person: "Am not!"
Person B: "Yeah, they're definitely cute."
Cute Person: "AM NOT!"

by Some Dragon on the Internet November 24, 2022

am 5 neveste

very sexy guy who has the biggest dick in the world and has the most handsome hair and he loves mari

am 5 neveste

by mamaa January 24, 2021

Pullin' an ame

Committing an act and have no idea it was done till noted.

A girl screams out a players name on the court and sits back down having no idea she had just done that. The boy next to her tells her what she committed and says to his friend, "Ally is pullin' an ame."

by prescott J. September 28, 2010

ams

Short for "I am" or "Am is" mostly used by lazy people

Ams going to bed

by Crvyln April 30, 2021

I-am

A man with a huge gyatt bums ginormous like two moons put together with perfect curvature , and can bounce like a trampoline .

That dude is literally an I-am bro, his gyatt is crazy!

by anonymous March 23, 2025