August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 9th

National Guy Best friend day!

"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"

"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"

by greggy form August 8, 2024

August

A tilted fuck who love smashing his desk like Alistar when he get killed in League of Legends

Enemy champ: «Kills August»

August: « Aaaarg!! 'Smash! Smash! Smashing his desk!»

by Teemooo October 11, 2018

August 7th

The Day Where Gay Furries Are Born.

If Your Birthday Is August 7th, You're Probably A Gay Furry

by Funny mugs November 29, 2023

august 19th

august 19th is a good day

hey olivia

august 19th is a good day

hey olivia

by Hi Harri August 17, 2022

August 27th

Mysta rias’ graduation

Zoey: are you free on August 27th??
Kiyo: no..
Zoey: why?
Kiyo: its Mysta Rias’ graduation

by Kazunono July 24, 2023

August 17th

my birthday bitch so send me 10 pounds i beg you

“it’s your birthday! here’s 10 pounds”

August 17th is the birthday of me

by TheBestCurryMuncher1012 April 23, 2023