On October 21, any time someone says they will do something to you, you can say "but it's National UNO reverse card day" and they must either do it to themselves or claim "but it's National UNO reverse card day" back. In the scenario the last person to say "but it's National UNO reverse card day" before the end of October 21 is the one to receive the action in the end.
Wizard: I'm gonna punch your face!
Bard: But it's National UNO reverse card day.
Wizard: Dies of 1d4 punched self in face damage.
Bard: But it's National UNO reverse card day.
Wizard: Dies of 1d4 punched self in face damage.
by EchoTheMythical October 21, 2021
Get the National UNO reverse card daymug. Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
Me:How do I get it?
Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich
Me: So you did it?
Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
by How1dare1you September 1, 2018
Get the mom's credit card stealing trickmug. Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.
Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010
Get the I exchange V-cards with the retards.mug. Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
Get the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdemmug. A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag
Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"
by Mallowman87 March 1, 2008
Get the Get Out of Virginity Free Cardmug. An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
Get the Punch Your Tough Shit Cardmug. Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences
Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!
by Khemestry March 31, 2020
Get the Get out of jail free cardmug.