Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

slime you out

the action of using someone for sex

I’m sliming you out till the morning. And when I call you , you’re going to want me to slime you out again.

by Baybaybia December 13, 2023

you swan, he frog

a Chinese phrase whose full version is "you pretty, he ugly. you swan, he frog." The phrase is used to comfort a girl who broke up with her boyfriend. The phrase is originally expressed as "she swan, you frog", which is formally translated as "the toad on the ground wants to eat the swan in the sky", referring to a man's impratical ideal of dating or marring a woman. "Swan" is usually considered as a metaphor for beautiful women, while "frog" is an informal substitution for toad, which is usually considered as a metaphor for ugly men. The phrase is usually used ironicly to critize one's dream of falling in a romantic relationship with others.

"I broke up with my bf!"
-"Come on! you swan, he frog."
"I want to marry Zhou huimin!"
-"You idoit. she swan, you frog."

by lyccccc June 17, 2025

How does it feel to know you made women cry?

It doesn't.

Wahmen "How does it feel to know you made women cry?"

Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

you my man

Philly slang for 'you feel me'

My momma ain't get me no Christmas presents because of my bad behaviour, you my man, i was pissed af

by Subithesleeper April 28, 2024

I love you

A term that is used to tell others you want to be with them and that you're their favorite person but now days it just means they like you for a week.. few months and then they will shatter your heart and never think about your well being. They think its funny and cool to break someone when in reality you can never trust someone who says "i love you" unless its yourself.

I love you.. although I'm cheating on you because you where never good enough.

by we_are_never_<okay> May 23, 2021