A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.
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Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
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No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running
Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running
Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.
by Swiftisito May 14, 2022
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It also measures the attraction between two current males
It also measures the attraction between two current males
Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis
Student: I use current man, I also love penis
by imapoosey October 14, 2021
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Get the man hoe mug.Originates from and is a mixture of the words "binoculars" and "man". It is womens' personal opinions of the way in which they view men. Could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! Only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.
Wanda: "mmmmm... he's fine!"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"
by Amazingmanoculars April 14, 2010
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