National tell your crush you like them day

This is your day everyone! Tell them you like them! It could end in something wonderful.

You can do it!

Boy: ummm... I have to tell you something...
Girl: what is it?
Boy: I like u. A lot.
Girl: I like you too...

Hey! It’s national tell your crush you like them day! DO IT!

by YesBroDude280828 November 13, 2020

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once you go black, your never going back

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.

Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"

by secret12345678910 March 17, 2011

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Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

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Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022

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Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother

Your great great great great great grandmother.

"My mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother's dead!"

by Me June 27, 2003

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I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)

comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...

person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"

by LLLLLLLL August 1, 2006

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do you need your fidget toy?

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 10, 2018

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