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I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 24, 2021
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Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
by February 04, 2022
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i micu

a shortform for the sayingi miss you
“Hey babe, I micu. You wanna meet up tomorrow?”
by leondakoala December 23, 2023
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im always on that girls mind
asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head
by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023
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