A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019
Get the Kookie Eating Unicornmug. Person of many job Hats ,someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find that was needed
Just Unicorn LLC
Just Unicorn LLC
by Just Unicorn LLC December 22, 2024
Get the Just Unicornmug. The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
Get the Unicorn Seedmug. The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
Get the Wet Unicornmug. Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018
Get the unicorn thinkermug. by Rawr,Chicken Nuggets,Cheese May 27, 2016
Get the Fringed unicornmug. Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
Get the Squishy Unicornmug.