Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
by Kay97 November 30, 2016
Get the break-up brainmug. When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
by Leo23560 March 29, 2022
Get the Paraplegic potty breakmug. Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.
I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.
by surfdog May 27, 2016
Get the breaking your ovariesmug. verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.
Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?
Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"
Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.
Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"
Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.
Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011
Get the Breaking Comment Virginitymug. When you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by:
•playing you
•ignoring you
It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
•playing you
•ignoring you
It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
by Fingerleaf October 5, 2016
Get the crush heart breakmug. The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.
by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018
Get the The Breaking Bad methodmug. Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021
Get the break my pocketsmug.