excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.
person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)
by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017
The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.
Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.
by The Missouri Mudflap February 19, 2016
A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.
by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017
Linda: You said it was bigger
Man: 'Pulls out fingers'
Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.
Man: 'Pulls out fingers'
Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.
by Diddly dong June 25, 2014
When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.
by PGC137 February 12, 2022
If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!
by Johnc80 October 09, 2013
A game in which you play street fighter 2 with a friend and you are bound to a specific ruleset, you have to choose Ken or Ryu. When the match begins both players must perform the 'hadoken' move consecutively until someone fails. The end goal is to see who wins but the real fun is to see how many times you can play until your thumb goes numb.
Friend1: Hey man, i'm having the last cookie.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.
by illfish February 03, 2018