A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.
by syylent June 8, 2024
Get the Thumb Promisemug. When you are having doggie style sex and she keeps farting soEdna you stick your thumb in her ass to stop the gas leak.
Edna ate cabbage before bed last night and she had the wind so bad I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.
by MALDCLXVI May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. Sex position where you jam your thumb into your partner’s hole. Like you’re trying to stop blood loss.
“Dude I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night and she went wild!”
“You shoved yourself thumb up her ass the hell did you think was gonna happen.”
“You shoved yourself thumb up her ass the hell did you think was gonna happen.”
by Knutter808 May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumbmug. When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.
It's going to look something like:
Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."
Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."
Person 1: "👍"
Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."
Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."
Person 1: "👍"
by Daniel Harmon March 28, 2016
Get the The Unintentional Thumbmug. In the modern classroom, passed notes have been replaced by students thumb typing messages to one another.
by Grammerican September 16, 2013
Get the thumb typingmug. When you shove your thumb into a bleeding hole to stop the flow of blood/menses temporarily until a more suitable solution becomes available.
“Babe, I know you’re more of a pussy than it is, but either you give me the kentucky thumb til we get to a gas station or you get your leather seats re-upholstered.”
by Kshthymyla May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumbmug. by Dangalang Jangles November 20, 2014
Get the Dog's thumbsmug.