tit slings

slang term for a bra.

get me tit slings out of the drawer.

by cuntybollox September 16, 2009

medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Mint Tits

Using the combination of the word mint and the phrase the tits to create the phrase Mint Tits! It’s not just Mint & it’s not just Tits but it’s Mint Tits!

Similar to saying ‘super’ or ‘extra’ or ‘awesome’! When something is deemed better than mint and yet not referring to tits.

That’s so Mint Tits! or I’m super Mint Tits! or That ride was Mint Tits!

by SandsterInMN June 4, 2018

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Tit McMuffin

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011

icee tits

Nipples so cold it will rip your shirt off

she had some Icee tits during a concert.

by Coloradoboozer June 16, 2018