Paraplegic potty break

When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.

“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”

“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”

“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “

“ come on I’ll carry you there”

by Leo23560 March 29, 2022

breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

by surfdog May 27, 2016

Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.

"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro

by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011

crush heart break

When you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by:
•playing you
•ignoring you

It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.

I just had the worst crush heart break. I feel like dying.

by Fingerleaf October 5, 2016

law breaking mexican

Lohkz from tinychat

Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023

break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.

Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!

by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021

Breaking the Eleventh Wall

Making such a deep and universe-transcending reference, that one references metaphysical limitations or extrapolations, culminating in a mind-blowing experience. Called the eleventh wall because it references the idea in String Theory that there are 11 dimensions.

"So I was Breaking the Eleventh Wall so badly when I was telling my friend about how everything from poop to quantum mechanics demonstrate the metaphysical connections to reality."

-Some Random Guy On a Street

by UrbanPhilosopheroftheDankWebz May 27, 2017