When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.
Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.
Ryan: So?
Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.
Ryan: So?
Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.
by Poopstain2000 October 24, 2012
The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
by RustyTimes November 23, 2010
Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.
Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 24, 2010
A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 23, 2010
by jazzy jazz July 14, 2008
The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!
by Purple Reilly January 01, 2010
by Angered landlord July 17, 2020