cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

by IorekSholto February 11, 2017

silly monkey

This is commonly known as a teasing name used to refer to someone who quite often does things that make the common person go "WTF" and literally "LOL".

Why? Zzz...you bore me because your not a silly monkey.
Waizee

by lol101 August 6, 2009

monkey rape

when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.

dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt

by ampirjw3mfvkmfekwnjedkfmnrwepf July 1, 2011

monkey shoulder

The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.

Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.

by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017

Howling Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob at the same time to 3 different guys

Dude Amy gave me Jim and Andy a Howling Monkey last night

by Kpahx October 28, 2010

Retardo monkey

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.

I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.

by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010

Ebola Monkey

A slacker on drugs.

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.

by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009