Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by March 27, 2022

another clean shirt ought to see you out

(phrase) | to appear quite sickly, almost to the point of deathly ill-looking

“you look very ill, another clean shirt ought to see you out. you look as if you'll soon be dead”

by yeraurasux June 02, 2024

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 04, 2018

clean clean clean ocd monster

ur ocd monster telling u to clean clean clean. STOP MAKING SUCH A MESS AND CLEAN IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClEaN cLeAn ClEaN Mr manface! It's me, you're clean clean clean ocd monster

by Definitions@123 May 15, 2024

Shit's looking clean

Shit's looking clean
Another way of saying all seems good/ the situation is fine/looks safe/all clear we can proceed with what we intend to accomplish

Lamar and Franklin are two gang members about to make a deal with an opposite gang
They arrive at the designated location go inside since it's a closed building where the deal's gonna take place Lamar Quickly scopes the parameter and says to Franklin "Shit's looking clean" meaning that it looks safe

by Based! April 11, 2022

Clean Mop

Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.

I'll be away for a month and you are my clean mop now.

by Foliage Verbz May 13, 2015

Clean Belt

A person in the army who has never seen combat; tactician; people sending people below them to die for them

"Hey man, want to go to the movies?"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"

by Goldjaw September 26, 2018