Austin

An Austin is great but they think they're amazing. They are great people to tell your secrets to and may even tell you a couple secrets of theirs. An Austin is usually very kind, sweet, and funny. Just don't let them tease you they're usually not very good at it but man will they tease.

"Austin is a guy" - Austin

by anonymous March 8, 2025

blair austin

blair austin is a gay fag who is a junkie scrounging fuck

“person 1” is that wee blair austin getting jumped down 666”
“player 2” aye and hes full of scoobs

by fuckbitchesgetmoney🤬🤬🤬 March 12, 2025

Austin

A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.

We should buy an austin.

You have an austin?

Mom, can we please please please get an austin??

Look! A wild austin!

by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025

Austin

The best football player/singer/artists/track runner in the UNIVERSE and his hair is AMAZING even when it's WET and he's SO NICE!!!

Girl A: oh my gosh, who is that?

Girl B: Thats Austin👅

by Rawrr.Montyyy March 21, 2025

Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.

Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!

by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024

Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024

Arizona austin

The act of Austin giving one a Cleveland steamer in a Wendy’s bathroom

I heard you getting a Arizona Austin in the bathroom here at Wendy’s

by Ggjjbgrh1446 July 31, 2024