Damien: I can't use that it's illegal money
Jon:What's illegal money
Damien: Money that's been stolen
Jon: Oh ok
Jon:What's illegal money
Damien: Money that's been stolen
Jon: Oh ok
by Illegal Money April 30, 2016
Get the illegal moneymug. by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022
Get the hippo moneymug. When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
or
She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
or
Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
or
Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
or
She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
or
Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
or
Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
Get the Money splittingmug. by Funk Shrimp May 15, 2023
Get the Bush Moneymug. "Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"
"Twenty-five dollars"
by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018
Get the Twat Moneymug. the descendants of some criminal a thousand years ago who didnt get caught and put his money in the bank instead of spending it because he was terribly boring, notwithstanding his criminality
by Ubran December 16, 2006
Get the old moneymug. Supplemental Security Income (SSI), Social Security Disability or any other type of disability payment given to someone who is considered unemployable due to mental or behavioral health reasons.
by Xaoticus February 25, 2005
Get the crazy moneymug.