straight pirate

an oxymoron

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by the random. March 1, 2023

Straight hair

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

by wafflezer July 19, 2016

straight rye

whisky without ice or water

I'll have a straight rye.

by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007

Straight Gone

When something to so stankin' or so tore up that words cannot describe it.

When i was walking in the dorm at UNCG i started to smell a bad smell that was coming down the stair case from the bathroom! As i climbed the stair case the smell was so bad words could not describe it. Stankin', raunchy, none of those words could describe it. There for its straight gone.

by Neuyasha October 12, 2011

omega straight

Someone attracted to people born and identifies as the opposite gender and has always identified as that gender.

My boy is omega straight.

by Thesturdybiscuit March 15, 2021

Super straight

A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?

Idiot: I’m super straight.
Normal Person: That’s transphobic and stupid.

by Orthapox-13 March 6, 2021