San Jose Sharks

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.

Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.

Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|

by DevilPole March 29, 2015

Mud shark

A white woman who thinks it's acceptable to use the N word because she dates black guys.

Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.

by Mookie81 January 27, 2021

shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell

It's shark week period wear a tampon

by sierra gucci March 8, 2017

European Jungle Shark

A ritual where four naked men lock arms and spin around in a circle while peeing/ejaculating on a sole female in the middle.

Yesterday, Jeremy, Joseph, Johnny, and I, European Jungle Sharked all over Stacy.

by All of them... January 3, 2022

cutty shark

used under the most boring conditions, meaning to leave your current situation.

aye, fuck this, lets cutty shark.

by jewish krime brigade August 23, 2004

Fucking around with sharks

get a bro and go to the mall and get arrested over something ridiculous but also have fun at the same time.

sears security guard: HEY dont jump on those beds
Bro 1: nahhh ( punch sears security guard in the stomech and run to zellers)
We were fucking around with sharks

by Cody Thompsom January 18, 2011