San Jose Sharks

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
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Mud shark

A white woman who thinks it's acceptable to use the N word because she dates black guys.
Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.
by Mookie81 January 27, 2021
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Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.
Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|
by DevilPole March 26, 2015
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European Jungle Shark

A ritual where four naked men lock arms and spin around in a circle while peeing/ejaculating on a sole female in the middle.
Yesterday, Jeremy, Joseph, Johnny, and I, European Jungle Sharked all over Stacy.
by All of them... January 03, 2022
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shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell
It's shark week period wear a tampon
by sierra gucci March 08, 2017
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cutty shark

used under the most boring conditions, meaning to leave your current situation.
aye, fuck this, lets cutty shark.
by jewish krime brigade August 23, 2004
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whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
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