San Jose Sharks

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.

Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.

Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|

by DevilPole March 29, 2015

Mud shark

A white woman who thinks it's acceptable to use the N word because she dates black guys.

Eventually that mud shark is going to be put in her place when she says that in front of the wrong person. Dating black doesn't make you black.

by Mookie81 January 27, 2021

shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell

It's shark week period wear a tampon

by sierra gucci March 8, 2017

European Jungle Shark

A ritual where four naked men lock arms and spin around in a circle while peeing/ejaculating on a sole female in the middle.

Yesterday, Jeremy, Joseph, Johnny, and I, European Jungle Sharked all over Stacy.

by All of them... January 3, 2022

cutty shark

used under the most boring conditions, meaning to leave your current situation.

aye, fuck this, lets cutty shark.

by jewish krime brigade August 23, 2004

Nigerian Coast Shark

The evolved form of the rare African Standstill turtle. Only found along the Nigerian Coast where the ocean meets the beach with its gaping mouth partially submerged. Its disability to swim presents the scientific community with an evolutionary quandary that scientists say may never be explained.

Panicked Swimmer: "Ahhh! A shark!"
Lifeguard: "Don't worry everybody, it's just a Nigerian Coast Shark. It can't swim."
Panicked Swimmer: "Oh, you."

by iherduliekmudkips February 26, 2009