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Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend
You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?
by FrogCat March 22, 2020
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Couch Potato

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.
by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
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potato thwonker

Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.
That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!
by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020
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Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)
I gotta take a major ass potato
by patricia morarez October 13, 2020
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Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum
Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato
by PsageY July 30, 2022
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Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.
I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.
by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022
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