twin potato

twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin

john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt

by burritoyeah October 30, 2019

pass the potatoes

When you are in group sex and you want the next set of balls

Oh man, he looks good, let’s pass the potatoes.

by Reddon27 September 1, 2021

kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016