cut

cut some up is to talk shit

did you here how fifty cut rule up

by miss her April 28, 2003

crew cut

a shaven hair cut

i think guys with crew cuts look gay

by unknown September 6, 2003

pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

by mikebaran February 3, 2005

Cutting Ass

An act where an individual engages in self harm in their nether regions.

Nadine: bro, did you see edriss?
Sadaf: no? What's wrong
Nadine: he's cutting his ass in the bathroom mirror.

Edriss: THOSE ARE MY STRETCH MARKS!
Nadine: we saw you cutting ass!

by AssCuttingProvention.org October 4, 2018

Cut and Dry

Term often used by mental midgets who do not know the English language. Usually said by hammerheads who want to come off as intelligent but are looked at sideways by people who properly say cut and dried.

Susie denied Jimmy some action in the basement with a strong no! It was pretty cut and dry.

by Kongo44 July 9, 2019

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003

cut buddy

Somebody you pay for helping out to do a heist

When you split the loot after doing a job you give your cut buddy a cut of the haul.

by Robert N. January 9, 2009