Big weirdo. He sold his soul to phantom forces because he's spent the past year continuously playing it and has even shit in buckets so he doesn't get distracted from his playing. The kids that used to farm bee swarm simulator for him now grind phantom forces xp when he sleeps however he usually uses coffee for energy. He also loves to make loud sounds and tends to do it a lot. Unfortunately, Joe has become even more mentally unstable since his uncle Ching died after he overdosed on rice.
Perosn 1: Is that Joe woollin?
Person 2: no he's playing phantom forces
Person 1: oh yeah it's just a frog nevermind
Person 2: no he's playing phantom forces
Person 1: oh yeah it's just a frog nevermind
by TheBINBAG June 23, 2021
Massive nonce and he's proper weird but not as weird as he was. He has weak shins and tend to cry when ketchup is near him. He likes to call me mummy as he still has a mental age of a two year old but is 12. However he still has to go to bed at 7:00 Pm
by Frank the Flower June 29, 2020
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Verb; 1.) To blissfully ignore normal everyday tasks and consequences with a shit-eating grin on you face. 2.) To fuck something up beyond everybody’s wildest beliefs and past the point of ever being repaired. 3.) To chug a Heineken faster than your ability to taste it, without a single breath in between. 4.) To do anything in which the quality severely fails to meet expectations or basic standards.
Noun; 1.) A short, fat alcoholic that is loved by everybody.
Adjective; 1.) Having to constantly rebel against your friends and peers when they ask you to handle basic tasks or favors.
2.) being extremely cunty and whiny.
Verb; 1.) To blissfully ignore normal everyday tasks and consequences with a shit-eating grin on you face. 2.) To fuck something up beyond everybody’s wildest beliefs and past the point of ever being repaired. 3.) To chug a Heineken faster than your ability to taste it, without a single breath in between. 4.) To do anything in which the quality severely fails to meet expectations or basic standards.
Noun; 1.) A short, fat alcoholic that is loved by everybody.
Adjective; 1.) Having to constantly rebel against your friends and peers when they ask you to handle basic tasks or favors.
2.) being extremely cunty and whiny.
“You’re Joe Gatzin so hard right now.”
“You’re pulling a Joe Gatz on me.”
“Relax Joe Gatz, that Heineken ain’t going anywhere.”
“You’re pulling a Joe Gatz on me.”
“Relax Joe Gatz, that Heineken ain’t going anywhere.”
by MooseSaenz September 13, 2019
Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us
Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 01, 2022
Big Joe takes what he wants, he crushes any in his way, he makes his own rules. Big Joe is unstoppable
by dadadawdaefae June 27, 2020
The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
by RCthulhu December 24, 2013
A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
by JoeCheeseley March 12, 2020